Draft 1: The “Shit Cishets say about LGBTQIAP+ representation in Harry Potter” Bingo card.
Not a headcanon, but i feel it fits
Seriously, though. Dumbledore’s sexuality was in no way relevant to the books. It didn’t need to be brought up. At all. Why does his sexuality matter? It doesn’t. He’s gay. He’s not made to be obviously gay. That isn’t his character. His sexuality doesn’t define his character, and it WOULD have been inappropriate for Harry to know his sexuality. IT. IS. NOT. RELEVANT.
1. Yes it was relevant. It was integral to his entire backstory with Gellert. It is just as important to the plot as Snape’s feelings for Lily.
2. It matters because LGBTQIAP+ youth deserve representation.
3. No, his sexuality doesn’t define his character, but if it’s supposed to be part of his character, then it should actually be stated.
4. No, it would not be any more inappropriate than for Harry to know about Hagrid, or Remus, or Snape’s sexuality (which he did.)
Stop trying to defend the disgusting heteronormative portrayal of LGBTQIAP+ characters in Harry Potter.
So author’s should alter their fiction in order to appease your ego?
Shoehorning LGBT characters into works of art, just to make people feel better about themselves, is idiotic.
So according to you, respectful, decent representation of LGBTQIAP+ people in fiction is “shoehorning” and “idiotic.”
You know, you could just say you’re a homophobe and be done with it.
The question asked was: ‘what is the craziest thing that you’ve done when drunk’ or something along those lines, and Kim answered first. This wasn’t so much something embarrassing that she did when drunk, but more what some drunk idiot was trying to do to her. She was out with some friends, but was separated from them and there was this guy, who basically wanted to fuck her. Kim, not wanting to fuck the dude, said no.
“I don’t believe you,” says the dude.
“No, really,” says Kim.
He corners her in the bathroom and insists that yes, she does want to fuck him and he really doesn’t believe that she doesn’t.
“I really don’t want to fuck you,” says Kim, “I have a boyfriend and I’m on my period.”
“I don’t believe you,” says the idiot.
“Right,” says Kim, “I’m not calling up my boyfriend cos he’s in Chicago and he’s asleep and I don’t want to wake him up, but I’ll prove the rest to you.”
She ducks into a stall, and removes a tampon, wraps it in a bit of tissue, and storms back out of the stall. Idiot dude is still there.
Kim slams the bloody tampon into his hand, smushing it in. “I said, I don’t want to fuck you.”
The guy stands there for a moment before he realises what is in his hand, and all over it before he starts flailing “ewww, period blood! Period blood.”
Kim: 1, Idiot Dude: 0
James Patrick Stuart merely got drunk, broke into a ex girlfriend’s house and cleaned it.
In conclusion, Kim is a BAMF, do not mess with her.
(submitted by majestic-shriek)
As a scientist with a doctorate in Anna Miltology, I can in fact support this thesis
SONG BENEATH THE SHOW; a fanmix for iconic tv soundtrack moments (you’ll know them when you hear them)
based on Anja's lovely poem here
The never-ending list of favorite movies: Ten Inch Hero
"I didn’t say I don’t have a lot to offer, I said that people will never know because they don’t see me."
— and i read about the afterlife, but i never really lived.
Top 10 BtVS Characters
10. Tara Maclay
high school au where dean applies to MIT and gets accepted because he is a fucking genius
Man, this isn’t the best thing I’ve ever drawn but… After the 10th redraw I kind just went with it.
Some Wincest for Velocipastor. At least I think this is what you wanted.
reluctantly agreeing to help regina when it means protecting/saving their true love (2x08 // 3x18)
jimmysteve and fiona?? well, he was a manipulative cry baby who constantly lied to her…